What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Why do men think I’m easy just by looking at me?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

What do feminists mean when they say they want to ‘normalize’ menstruation and its discussion?

He : I'm 24.

Me : I don't drink coffee also

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Why are women attracted to ugly guys?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

If babies could write, what questions would they ask on Quora?

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Me : No

Why do I want to suck cock tonight?

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Why am I so triggered and depressed over a minor thing?

Me : Because it's month of August.

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Why is my older sister so mean to me as if I was her enemy?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

What should I expect after a BBL surgery?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

He : Then let's have some coffee

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

How did it feel when experiencing gay sex for the first?

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Me : Sure.

Me : Thank you.

As a woman, what would be you response to a male friend’s offer of a full body massage?

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Me : I don't drink

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Do married men like sucking dick?

He : Tea ?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Would Donald Trump's reelection make the world more dangerous?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Why do people who were very kind and loving once become cold-hearted?

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.